‘Cause Muffin Tops Aren’t Sexy

Thursday, August 12, 2010

My new mantra:

Muffin tops aren’t sexy.

That’s what I thought when I debated going out for my morning run.

Muffin tops aren’t sexy.

That’s what I thought when I almost skipped my strength training session.

Hmm, muffin tops aren’t sexy.

That’s what I thought when I contemplated sipping on my beloved beer.

Muffin tops aren’t sexy.

That’s what I thought when I almost shoveled seconds onto my plate.

Muffin tops aren't sexy.

And, yes, it works …

‘Cause muffin tops AREN’T sexy.

Winks & Smiles,

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9 comments:

hicksgirl93 August 12, 2010 at 10:33 PM  

LOL! No they are Not sexy but, my muffin top and I have a wonderful understanding and respect for one another. ;)

Angela Cooper August 13, 2010 at 1:02 PM  

That is soo funny. They aren't sexy are they?? But nobody wants to wear mid rise jeans to hide the muffin top and who has a completely flat stomach besides my 15yo? So as long as I'm the only one who can see my muffin top, I will be okay.

Shanny August 13, 2010 at 2:01 PM  

heeehee
Remind me to follow the same thought process after I give birth... maybe I should put post its all over my house with the saying from now, whatcha think? lol

Wifey August 13, 2010 at 4:46 PM  

You guys are too funny! This weekend will be the real test. So far it's been working like a charm!;)

*Maybe* Baby ♥ Mama August 14, 2010 at 11:45 PM  

Our journey has begun!… secretly though

If I’ve left you this message, you’re a follower of my original blog ~OR~ just someone I’ve happened upon while sending out these invites and that I would LOVE for to come along for the ride! Though I won’t be revealing who I am just yet – until we’re TO and THROUGH the first trimester! Just getting the word out about our new site – further explanation of all the secrecy and what we’re about on my first post. I’d love for you to stop by.

Exciting things going on around here!

www.DefinitelyMaybeBaby.com

~ the {secret} *Maybe* Baby Mama

Imperfect August 15, 2010 at 9:52 AM  

Totally laughing out loud right now. Love it!!!
That's what I'm going to tell myself the next time I'm contemplating the gym or the couch... :)

Patty@NYC Girl at Heart August 17, 2010 at 9:42 AM  

Love it! I think I need to find my own mantra!

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